First post - yay, exciting!!

      Alrighty, let's jump right into this blogging thing. I've never done this before, at least online. I've tried about 96,435,347,003 times to keep a diary, and all I have to show for it is a stack of nearly empty journals the size of the Empire State Building. I figure that if my journal is online, I'll be much more likely to write in it, seeing as I spend a jaw-dropping amount of time sitting in front of my laptop. Plus, I can put links to videos and post pictures, a luxury I don't have with a paper journal. And of course, I can share all my ridiculous innermost musings about walruses and cake and Joseph Gordon-Levitt (not necessarily including all of those things in one thought... probably...) with the security of internet anonymity. That's the beauty of the world wide web: anyone can share their ideas and speak their mind freely, without the stress of trying to appease peers, family, or general society. Heck, if I wanted to write about my undying love for heavy metal reggae (yes, that is a real thing, and no, I don't actually listen to it seriously, and yes, it is hilarious) or how I think toe shoes are fantabulous (I don't, I think they're frightening), I could go right ahead and blog away about those things, because there's no one to judge me. Seeing as I'm not really a fan of either, I won't be writing about those, but it's nice to know I have options. ;) 

      So, the craziness begins, and hopefully this will not only be good for me, but interesting and amusing to others. Let's kick this blog off with a bit of my favorite show, shall we, nerdlets? *dons brown trench coat and glasses* ALLONS-Y!!!